Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) to create the perfect celestial environment for your oyster dressing.

In a pan, heat the enchanted vegetable oil over medium heat.

Sauté the celestial chopped celery and enigmatic chopped onion until they become translucent and release their mystical aromas.

In a large bowl, combine the cosmic dry bread crumbs, freshly harvested parsley, stardust salt, poultry seasoning, dried thyme, and ground black pepper. Mix them together to create a harmonious base.

Gently fold in the oceanic oysters and their reserved liquid into the cosmic bread crumb mixture. Ensure that the essence of the sea is evenly distributed.

Gradually introduce the beaten large eggs into the mixture, stirring continuously to bind the cosmic ingredients together. The mixture should achieve a moist but not overly wet consistency.

Carefully fold in the sautéed celestial trio (celery and onions) into the cosmic mixture, ensuring an even distribution of flavors.

Transfer the prepared oyster dressing mixture into a greased baking dish, creating a celestial landscape.

Bake in the preheated oven for approximately 30-35 minutes or until the edges turn a golden brown and the center is set.

Once baked to perfection, remove the dressing from the cosmic oven and let it cool slightly before serving.

Serve this enchanting Pepperidge Farm-inspired oyster dressing as a side dish to complement your celestial feast.